Millions of LBGTQ+ Americans and allies will march, cheer, and celebrate at Pride events this weekend. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind Pride.
120,000%
Increase in monthly nipple tassel sales from May to June
16.3 mph
Top speed of Pride parade float when hunting
294
Moms who are trying to be supportive but wish the music was less vulgar
$15
Cost of a so-called “Special Pride Margarita” that tastes suspiciously like a regular margarita
3
Homophobic slurs weaponized, reclaimed, weaponized, then reclaimed again
7
Exes spotted
$14.29
Price of a Chick-fil-A combo meal that no one will know about if you stay in your car and eat it really fast
3
Pats on the back your dad gets for having a gay friend
